Post by Headmaster Gavin Orson DeLange on Aug 16, 2009 19:44:50 GMT 1
Listen, Listen, What I’ve Heard...
[/color]Bumping Uglies In The Night
Ever wonder where Mr Hot and Sexy slips off to at night? Of course, there are rumors. People saying it's only at the full moon. Saying he's got a 'furry' problem. Bollocks, we say! We know the real deal, and it's a lot more sexy than being a werewolf!
Mr Nathan Spencer is a stripper at a local gay club in Hogsmeade. We've seen him, when we were snooping around for dirt, and let me tell you, avid readers, he looks as good out of his clothes as he does in them. So next time he sneaks off, bring your money and get ready for show time! [/center]
